STEWART: What if the woman is unconscious? What, would they cover that?
SCHAAL: Well, they'd like to, Jon, but it might not be rape. The woman might be having a rape-mare. The important thing is, Congress is redefining rape to protect us from the worst kind of rape.
STEWART: And what is that?
SCHAAL: Money rape.
STEWART: What is money rape?
SCHAAL: That's forcible taking of taxpayers' money to pay for abortions. They have no say in the matter. They just have to lay back and take it while their bank accounts are violated over and over and over again!
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